Elena

stardustparker:

reasons i want to be rich

• to randomly fill up people’s entire gofundme’s
  
• to be able to tip a thousand dollars to a stressed server at a restaurant
  
• to give really good gifts for birthdays that arent just gift cards
• to be able to actually afford my real sense of style
• to pay my mom’s bills and debts

reasons i dont want to be rich

• to hoard the entire fucking planet’s resources and kill off the world’s population slowly 
  

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thelegendary-nico:

beatlemeat:

This. Peel away at my layers. Everything that makes me ME…and at the core, Looney Tunes is all you’ll find.

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Anonymous asked: you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

newtgeiszler:

hyrude:

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

ahaleni:

andrew-jackedson:

tilthat:

TIL in Nepal, tigers and people have learned to use the exact same forest trails at different times of day to reduce the chances of fatal encounters

via reddit.com

every time I see this post I release all over again that this is the peak of humor for the human race. like this is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever seen.

(via im-your-favorite-actor-and-i)

hexingkyriachy:

Michelle Gomez being offered a role that doesn’t involve being batshit crazy sat behind a desk 

hxrringtons:

can netflix make an interactive episode of stranger things where i have the option to let will byers have a good day for once in his life

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avatar-chang:

Some of you never watched Avatar The Last Airbender and learned its life lessons as a kid and it shows

(via lilabeanz)

marisatomay:

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

(Source: marisatomay, via worldsworstfather)